so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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