I accidentally burped into my bong.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I understand Curling. That high.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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