Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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