I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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