Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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