So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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