Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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