the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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