Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
