he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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