I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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