id be glad to
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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