I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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