its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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