yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
its liver damage thursday
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