What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
