Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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