Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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