so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
