Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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