her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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