yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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