i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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