Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she peed on how many people?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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