Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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