I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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