I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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