You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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