i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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