420 ftw
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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