I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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