Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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