wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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