Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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