she looked like the before picture.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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