ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
