Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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