My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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