Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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