so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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