So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
