I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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