i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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