you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize