everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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