He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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