So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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