That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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