Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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