Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
