doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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