margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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