We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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