I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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