Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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